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Exxon Makes $160 Million a Day. You Pay $4 a Gallon.
Oil companies are posting record profits and sending the windfall to shareholders instead of into the ground. "Drill, baby, drill" was always a bumper sticker, not a plan.
WASHINGTON — The national average for a gallon of gas sat at $4.09 in late August, capping the most expensive August ever recorded. Exxon made $160 million per day in Q2 2026. Chevron posted its largest quarterly profit ever. And both companies told investors they would keep capital spending disciplined rather than chase expansion.
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Read that again. The windfall went out the door to shareholders. Exxon returned $9.4 billion to investors in a single quarter — $4.3 billion in dividends and $5.1 billion in buybacks — while holding to a roughly $20 billion annual repurchase pace. Chevron guided its 2026 capital budget to the low end of its range. "Drill, baby, drill" was the slogan. The buyback was the plan.
Refinery crack spreads — the margin refiners earn between crude oil and finished gasoline — hit record highs in 2026. Refiners learned that constrained capacity equals higher margins. Your pain at the pump is their business model.
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The Receipts
1. $4.09/gallon: The national average in late August 2026, after the first month in history with every single day above $4. August 2026 surpassed the previous August record set in 2022. Source: AAA, August 27, 2026.
2. $160 million/day: Exxon's Q2 2026 profit rate. Chevron posted its largest quarterly profit ever. Source: CNN, Fortune, NPR.
3. $9.4 billion out the door in one quarter: Exxon returned $4.3 billion in dividends and $5.1 billion in buybacks in Q2 while committing to a roughly $20 billion annual repurchase pace. Chevron guided 2026 organic capex to the low end of its range. Production did rise — Chevron reported record U.S. output — but the profits went to shareholders faster than they went to supply. Source: Company Q2 2026 earnings releases; WSJ, July 31, 2026.
The Dispatch
The oil companies do not work for you. They never did.
The Washington Monthly documented it in August 2026: the profit structure is deliberate. Refiners constrain capacity to keep margins high. They profit from the war premium on crude AND their own production decisions. You pay for both.
Every politician who stood at a podium and said "we will bring gas prices down by unleashing American energy" knew this. The companies that funded their campaigns told them. Deregulation does not lower prices when the companies being deregulated answer to shareholders first. Production is a capital decision, and capital had somewhere better to be.
Al Jazeera put it plainly: "Petrol prices strain US households as oil giants' profits soar." That is not a bug. That is the product.
— Michael Starr Hopkins · Washington, D.C.
Burn Notice
They told you the problem was regulation. They deregulated. Prices went up.
They told you the problem was production. Production rose. Prices went up anyway, and the profit went to buybacks.
They told you the problem was the other party. Both parties took the money. Prices went up.
The problem was never the regulations, the production, or the party. The problem is that you are the product and they are the profit.
Drill, baby, drill was never about your gas bill. It was about their shareholders. You just were not on the distribution list.
— MSH
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